Captain's log - Day 18

Stupid parrot wins everything, oh well, there's always next time. We seem to be making good time; we've gone almost one hundred feet. They said it was stupid to sail up Mount Everest, but we'll show them. Once we hit the snow, the trip will go much faster. The crew has made quick work repairing the floor from the fire, and peg arm pete should be able to breathe on his own again any day now.