Countries
Russia "Yeah, Germany can be such a b*tch... unless you're on her good side"
Ukraine "I know, I mean I love her to death, but c'mon"
Russia "at least she isn't stuck up like France"
Ukraine "yeah, nobody really likes her, she just hangs out with everybody"
...
Ukraine "did you know the US smokes pot"
Russia "NO way!"
Ukraine "yeah, all the time, her and Canada"
Russia "Well I knew Canada did"
In the news you never hear about second world countries, only first and third. I looked deeply into the matter and found out that second world refers to the communist countries of the cold war. So if the world is dodgeball, the first world team is everybody on Timmy's side, second world is everybody on Johnny's side, and third world is the kidnergarteners, who haven't developed enough to play. Luckily the cold war never got past picking sides.
Ukraine "I know, I mean I love her to death, but c'mon"
Russia "at least she isn't stuck up like France"
Ukraine "yeah, nobody really likes her, she just hangs out with everybody"
...
Ukraine "did you know the US smokes pot"
Russia "NO way!"
Ukraine "yeah, all the time, her and Canada"
Russia "Well I knew Canada did"
In the news you never hear about second world countries, only first and third. I looked deeply into the matter and found out that second world refers to the communist countries of the cold war. So if the world is dodgeball, the first world team is everybody on Timmy's side, second world is everybody on Johnny's side, and third world is the kidnergarteners, who haven't developed enough to play. Luckily the cold war never got past picking sides.
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