Manbees and Womenbirds

I was in the shower, minding my own business (I wasn't acctually minding my business; I was washing my hair), when I realized, men and women are different. I think it all comes down to men want a 100 yard dash, while women want a scavanger hunt. And being too proud to ask for directions, we keep running wind sprints until we eventually stumble over the prize. And that Johnny is the story of the birds and the bees..... use a condom.