Standard Procedure

When you are a little kid, besides firefighter and pr0n star, you dreamed of becoming a police officer. But I don't think I could handle being able to "discharge my weapon" and getting an automatic day off. Wanting to play video games or go fishing would probably make me a pretty trigger happy cop. POLICE REPORT: Officer Johnson and Officer Smiley were on patrol when they spotted, what they described as, a "surly" raccoon. Both officers fired liberally at the rodent for their own safety, reloaded and fired twice more for "good measure". At which time Officer Smiley remarked about how he was going to "bowl a perfect 300" tomorrow.