500

Today I made myself a cake, patted myself on the back, cured cancer and said congratulations to myself for my 500th viewer. Thats right, I'm super popular, practically world renown.* But you probably already knew that, yes you liked me before I was cool. And to my loyal fans, I'd like to know who you are. Do you have a site or blog? Just leave me a comment, please, pretty please with sugar and moneys on top. (I have low self-esteem) Maybe tell me what you like or hate with a fiery passion.
*For those of you confused, look up sarcasm on dictionary.com, then throw yourself of a bridge.