Letter to Canada
Dear Canada,
How is everything? Things are good here. Listen, let me just get staraight to the point, we want the strip of land between Alaska and Washington. We aren't trying to be hostile or anything, it is just that you've had that land for quite some time and aren't really using it to its full potential. Plus, how great would it be if we had forty nine contiguous states. Ohh, and befor I forget, Queen takes pawn B5. So, why don't you call me and we'll hammer out the details.
Sincerely,
The U.S.A.
P.S. How about changing the capital to Toronto?
How is everything? Things are good here. Listen, let me just get staraight to the point, we want the strip of land between Alaska and Washington. We aren't trying to be hostile or anything, it is just that you've had that land for quite some time and aren't really using it to its full potential. Plus, how great would it be if we had forty nine contiguous states. Ohh, and befor I forget, Queen takes pawn B5. So, why don't you call me and we'll hammer out the details.
Sincerely,
The U.S.A.
P.S. How about changing the capital to Toronto?
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