What Women Want

Since the dawn of time, men have wanted one thing; women. And so, a council of alpha males was developed to help men everywhere achieve this one goal. Their meetings have been kept completely classified... until now.

The Time I Was Almost Kidnapped

One day while walking down the road, a stranger in an unmarked van approached me and said "Hey kid, want some candy?". Being that I was selling candy bars door to door, this was a silly question and I declined. He then told me "there's a new bike in my van", but I told him about how I had already sold enough candy for a level 5 prize; a bike and some sea monkeys. I sold him a hundred boxes.

Southern Village People

Although just as talented, the Southern Village People weren't quite as popular.