Based on a true story

Attention Employees:
Management would like to remind you that if you choose to fornicate in the parking lot during your break, please wash your hands.

Updates

OK, I've decided to push myself and add something once a week, sometimes more if you are all quiet while we're in the supermarket. So, I'll leave you with this, and I will try to update every saturday....
Why do Swiss army knives have cork screws.
-"Grenade!!! quick, pass the Chardonnay!"

Water into wine

Bible dialog that never made the final cut.

Sorry I've been gone for such a bloody long time (I'm British now), not that anyone cared.