Roadhead

As it stands now, roadhead is illegal and is punishable under wreckless driving. Although it is a little dangerous and is responsible for many accidents it which the driver deploys as well as the airbag(see diagram below), it is certainly not wreckless. I believe that the law should be changed and that drivers should be required to have a BJ license stating that it is ok for them to recieve fellatio while operating a vehicle. Tests would be performed once you were eighteen and would be conducted by a licensed driving instructor and your girlfriend, or if you wish somebody will be appointed to you (kinda like in the Miranda rights). But everybody would be limited to taking the test three times, to prevent people from failing on purpose.

I love Christmas even though…

...when I was a little kid; the neighbors towards the entrance of our cul-de-sac would always put up enough lights and displays on their house so that you could see it from space. I wasn’t jealous, I enjoyed the display, and it was nice to meet different people that would come from miles around to see this house. But all that changed after one year when my dad had a heart attack and the ambulance couldn’t get through because of all the cars filled with people gazing at the house. Finally, the paramedics made it to the house, but just then, energy went out because of a power surge and it took them half an hour to make their way back to their ambulance for a flashlight so they could find him. In the end, my neighbor took down their lights and my dad made a full recovery (although he slipped on an Easter egg a few months later and broke his wrist) and was able to come home on new years morning.
*I'm sorry if this acctually happened to anyone

Quotable Quotes

To Ponder: It is amazing how the simple act of swollowing can turn gum into taffy.