Currency

While at the gas station looking for change, I noticed something interesting, a 2005 buffalo nickel. After more closely examining the coin I found something quite peculiar. Somebody had taken the time to draw the buffalo a penis.

But was this an isolated incident, NO, after searching through the rest of my change I found this.

George Washington with a phallus shaped nose. But is this just a recent conspiracy? I'm afraid not; incorporating a reference to the male genitalia has gone all the way back to James I of england, naming the pound as the base currency, to compensate for his lacking.

Millionare Scheme 1

Sell thousand island dressing with only 987 islands in it

Captain's log - Day 20

We've ran out of coloring books, so i've had to get out the Mad Libs. I fear we may not make it to the summit before having to play Scrabble. Thankfully we are only a little more than five hundred feet from the halfway point in our journey. The crew has calmed down and no longer ask for a second story when I tuck them into bed. The voyage has gone much more smoothly than could have been anticipated. The cable guy should fix the dish on wednesday.

Captain's log - Day 18

Stupid parrot wins everything, oh well, there's always next time. We seem to be making good time; we've gone almost one hundred feet. They said it was stupid to sail up Mount Everest, but we'll show them. Once we hit the snow, the trip will go much faster. The crew has made quick work repairing the floor from the fire, and peg arm pete should be able to breathe on his own again any day now.

Captain's log - Day 2

The crew is getting restless, wich is rediculous because we can still see the port we left from. Luckily I kept them busy with swabbing their ears and setting up a campfire. Maybe it isn't the best idea to have a campfire on a wooden ship, but it keeps moral up and warms up the boat on cold nights. Peg armed pete sure does make the best smores I've had in a while. Well, I gotta go, it's bingo night and I wanna have a chance to win that mountain bike.